The Mullallyfication of the Church of England [VirtueOnline]

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    The Mullallyfication of the Church of England


    By Jules Gomes
    May 15, 2018

    Why was Sarah Mullally chosen to be Bishop of London? This position of pre-eminence naturally cries out for a distinguished priest who is phenomenally gifted or has made a remarkable contribution to church and society.

    A few names who would qualify for the position flit across my mind. How about Michael Nazir-Ali, former bishop of Rochester, Islamic scholar fluent in Urdu, Arabic and Persian and champion of persecuted Christians in Islamic countries? Nazir-Ali is a potential dynamo for gospel engagement with the large Muslim population of Londonistan.

    How about Nicky Gumbel, pioneer of Alpha, a tool that has been used for evangelism across the world? I am not a fan of Alpha. But Gumbel's church has grown to one of the largest in London, with a vision for planting new churches.

    How about Alastair McGrath, Andreas Idreos Professor of Science and Religion at Oxford University? McGrath is scientist and theologian, has his first doctorate in molecular biophysics and two further doctorates in theology. An atheist who became a Christian, McGrath is a stellar public intellectual and apologist. His rebuttals of Richard Dawkins make the Oxford atheist look like the classroom dunce.

    How about Giles Fraser, spitting liberal, Marxist radical, pro-gay, doctorate on Nietzsche and long-time columnist in The Guardian? As far as the east is from the west, so is my theology and politics from Giles Fraser's, but the 'Loose Cannon' and Brexiteer has brains and balls and blasts his way into the marketplace of ideas.

    McGrath's rebuttals of Richard Dawkins make the Oxford atheist look like the classroom dunce.

    So what are Mother Mullally's towering achievements and phenomenal gifts that qualify her to be appointed to the third most important bishopric in England? Mullally's crowning glory is that she is afeminist and so 'necessarily subversive' as she portrays herself in her debut sermon.

    Feminism is subversive? Is the new Bishop of London so out of touch with cultural criticism that she doesn't even know that feminism has been part of the dominant orthodoxy for ages? Feminism in the West is as subversive as environmentalists hugging trees and snowflakes cuddling teddy bears.

    'Subversive' comes from the Latin sub 'from below' and vertere 'to turn'. The dictionary defines it as 'seeking or intended to subvert an established system or institution'. If Sarah were a smidgen subversive, she wouldn't have gotten her toe onto even the first rung of the greasy ladder of the hierarchy in the established Church of England.

    Oh, do stop playing at being subversive, Bishop Sarah! Don't hijack the term and mould it like Play-Doh into yet another establishment cliche. If you were subversive you'd have spoken out against abortion when you were a midwife like the midwives Shiprah and Puah from the book of Exodus.

    So what are the other impressive credentials on Mullally's Curriculum Vitae that dazzled her selection panel? Mullally unwittingly answers: 'There aren't many bishops who come from comprehensive schools, who are poly [polytechnic] girls and who did [part-time training] for the priesthood.'

    Mullally's crowning glory is that she is a feminist and so 'necessarily subversive' as she portrays herself in her debut sermon.

    'It's not just gender; it's also your background that's equally important,' she adds. Translated from Anglican virtue-signalling gobbledygook into English, Mullally was chosen to be Bishop of London because she's a woman who went to a comp school and polytechnic and trained at Saint Mickey Mouse Seminary.

    Was she chosen because she walked in the footsteps of the 'lady with the lamp' and like Florence Nightingale revolutionised nursing as Chief Nursing Officer? I asked a senior academic in NHS nursing. He wrote: 'Who's she? Certainly didn't make much impression.'

    Was she chosen because she was a big hit as Suffragan Bishop of Crediton? I asked a churchwarden who had Mullally as his bishop. He wrote: 'My memory is of being distinctly underwhelmed: expecting a spiritual warm-hearted woman, I found a polite and non-controversial pen-pusher, okay on the small talk but not inspiring or memorable.'

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