The Funny thread!

Discussion in 'The Commons' started by Toma, Sep 8, 2012.

  1. Toma

    Toma Well-Known Member Anglican

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    Friends,

    From the regularity with which many Christian churches change their message-signs, you'd think those were their sacraments! :D

    Do any of our Protestant brethren and their cheeky church signs give you good laughs in particular?


    Some are actually quite thoughtful, like:

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    I also find this one very endearing:
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  3. Toma

    Toma Well-Known Member Anglican

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    Well, I was hoping for personal examples of your favourites. :D
     
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    My personal favorite:


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    Perfect Placement!
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    Gotta love those Bulletin BLOOPERS:

    *The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.*


    *The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight:'Searching for Jesus.'*


    *Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.. Bring your husbands.*


    *Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much
    about you.*


    *Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. *


    *Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.*


    *For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.*


    *Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.*


    *Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.*


    *A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..*


    *At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.*
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    Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.


    *Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.*


    Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..


    *The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.*


    *Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. *


    *The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.*


    *This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.*


    *The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.


    *Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.*
     
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    Toma Well-Known Member Anglican

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    LOL, Anna. I love the bloopers. :)
     
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    I got those from CAF and the signs too. Those bloopers get me every time. I was trying to read them to my sister on the phone a few minutes ago. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't hardly read them.
     
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    Those were really funny, thank you for sharing :D:D
     
  11. Toma

    Toma Well-Known Member Anglican

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    Friends,

    Let's have a bit of fun with each other...

    Here's an image I found... with my reply... :)

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    Feel free to contribute...
     
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    These are great fun... I especially liked the Sola Scriptura alert, and Jonah and the Whale :D
     
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    This is not religious but I think Consular might like it:
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  18. Toma

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    Incense, that's so horrible yet so awesome. :D

    Now I must find pastoral music by all of those composers!
     
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    That's both awesome and funny, Incense, though not religious :)
     
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    hehehe!!
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