The Funny thread!

Friends,

From the regularity with which many Christian churches change their message-signs, you'd think those were their sacraments!

Do any of our Protestant brethren and their cheeky church signs give you good laughs in particular?

Some are actually quite thoughtful, like:



I also find this one very endearing:

 

Here's one web site.

http://funnychurchsigns.org

There are lots more if you google "funny church signs".

 

Well, I was hoping for personal examples of your favourites.

 

My personal favorite:

 

Perfect Placement!

 

Gotta love those Bulletin BLOOPERS:

*The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.*


*The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight:'Searching for Jesus.'*


*Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house.. Bring your husbands.*


*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much
about you.*


*Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. *


*Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.*


*For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.*


*Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.*


*Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.*


*A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow..*


*At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.*
*--------------------------

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.


*Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.*


Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered..


*The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.*


*Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. *


*The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.*


*This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.*


*The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.


*Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.*

 

LOL, Anna. I love the bloopers.

 

I got those from CAF and the signs too. Those bloopers get me every time. I was trying to read them to my sister on the phone a few minutes ago. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't hardly read them.

 

Those were really funny, thank you for sharing

 

Friends,

Let's have a bit of fun with each other...

Here's an image I found... with my reply...





Feel free to contribute...

 

These are great fun... I especially liked the Sola Scriptura alert, and Jonah and the Whale

 

This is not religious but I think Consular might like it:

 

Incense, that's so horrible yet so awesome.

Now I must find pastoral music by all of those composers!

 

That's both awesome and funny, Incense, though not religious

 

hehehe!!