This isn't a meme, but.... Our parish is gearing up to using the 2019 BCPs (which have been in the pews since July) in every service, and thus not printing in the bulletins those parts of the liturgy which can be found in the BCP. It was set to start next Sunday, but yesterday our rector announced that he was putting off the switch to abbreviated bulletins until the First Sunday of Epiphany. So I remarked that when folks see those abbreviated bulletins for the first time, they're going to have a real Epiphany!
Since you say "In an alternate timeline," should we assume that this is a fictional "quote" that Osteen never actually said or wrote?
The joke is that Osteen is today's probably #1 light-weight heterodox pop preacher, and in his mouth is put the most obscure abstract trivia of medieval Byzantine theology.