Humor and fun

Is your child an extremist? Some helpful indicators:

 

What do you call a Christian who says 'Moo'? A Calflic.
What do you call a Christian who is good at numbers? A Mathlic.
What do you call a Christian who is only 50% religious? A Halflic.
What do you call a Christian who goes in multiple directions? A Pathlic.
What do you call a Christian who is vengeful? A Wrathlic.

BTW, I'm looking forward to visiting the local AngliCon convention dressed as Bishop Cranmer. I think I'll be the star of the nerds there.

 

https://anglicon.org/

You may not have a lot of competition as it seems to have been cancelled.

 

I'm waiting for the Stasi to break down the doors any moment now.

 

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter greets him and says, "Glad to see you; we've got your place all ready." Peter then takes the Pope down the street and shows him his new home: a small but comfortable cottage of 5 rooms. Peter advises the Pope to settle in, and then wander around meeting the other residents.

The Pope meets many old friends and makes several new ones over the next few days. One of these is a former lawyer who invites the Pope over for lunch. On arriving, the Pope is astounded to see a 45 room mansion, with built-in sauna and weight-room, a beautiful library, and spacious, airy rooms.

After lunch, the Pope spies St. Peter on the street and says, "Not to complain, but I'm curious as to why I have a small cottage while the lawyer I just met has a stupendous mansion."

St. Peter replied, "Well, you see, we have many Popes up here, but only one lawyer."

 

Never buy flowers from a monk, because only you can prevent florist friars.