Could this question only have been asked by a moron?

I've had a couple of conversations with a Welsh man and there were a couple of dipthongs he habitually pronounced in a way I have never heard before.

Then there's African English where the pieces are there but they've been assembled in a way that no Western speaker would go about the task. And the listener is never entirely sure if the tenses mean what he thinks they do.

 

Perhaps it's entropy at work. All of creation is corrupted and moving from a state of high order into a state of increasing disorder. Even disordered though processes.

 

I still don't know why a traffic light is called a "robot" in South Africa.

 

Google is your friend; just ask: https://www.2oceansvibe.com/2017/07/24/the-real-reason-south-africans-call-traffic-lights-robots/

 

All the reconstructions I've heard of Shakespeare's English have sounded very West Country to me. Not quite pirate, but at least Gareth Keenan- or Mr Moulterd-level.